Happy Birthday
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Let me tell you a little story about the time when Kendal and I thought that it was our good friend Jackie's birthday.
It all started with Arlene, my girlfriend (depending on how things turn out with her other boyfriends), inviting us to a "birthday" party for Jackie. We were pretty excited about this and started brainstorming how we could make this birthday of hers extra special. Kendal, naturally, thought it would be a great idea if he baked her a cake. He was pretty excited about finally getting his traveling cake pan back from Camile just a day earlier and was hoping for the opportunity to use it again. As you can see, things were falling into place nicely. The only exception being that I didn’t have a role in the project. Kendal understood my hesitation though, and suggested that I draw up a little rendering of Jax on the cake with some icing. This was a good idea, so I accepted the responsibility and we began to work. Him baking, and me looking for pictures of Jax on the internet.
Here was the result...(the cake is on the right)

Then the unthinkable happened while trying to sneak the cake into Ozona’s. I was focused on maintaining a low profile and I forgot about how delicate freshly baked cakes are. While carrying the traveling cake pan vertically like a briefcase this happened…



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iPhone
Monday, September 17, 2007
I had it less than a week...

At least I didn't lose it...right?
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Melee at All Saints
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
(We have had many crazy things happen out here including fights and people getting kicked off the job weekly for one reason or another, but this is different because Herman is involved.)
Remember the blog about my co-workers when I said that Herman (the head superintendent) was surprisingly bad at dealing with people? Well, this morning he gave me another example of how absurd he is.
We have been having a lot of problems with our steel out on the job. Our sub is American Steel and they do all of the shop drawings, engineering, and purchasing of the steel. They sub out the labor to Azteca though, and Azteca are the iron workers who are actually on our job. This is how it usually works from what I understand, but it is a terrible way to get things done efficiently. Anyway, our biggest problem throughout this job has been with American Steel because they are awful at what they do. They never draw anything correctly, they never have our steel out here on time, and half the time they send us the wrong stuff. Even though Azteca doesn’t work directly for us, they are our erectors and most of our anger comes out on them even though it isn't their fault... and this is not good. These guys are not people that you want to mess with because they are all union guys, and they are all crazy. So, the back story is that these guys are nuts, they do a pretty good job with their given situation, and Herman treats them like dirt.
This morning, after a long meeting where nothing got accomplished except some good name calling (I'm not joking about that either, these men actually talk trash and call each other names during meetings...wtf?) the iron workers go outside and break a couple safety rules. This is not that unusual, but Herman hears Jerry call them out on the radio and he decides he needs to go talk to them himself. I like to eavesdrop on the radio as well, and when I see Herman storm by my office I can't help but follow him to the elevator.
When we get out there Herman immediately starts yelling for Leo, his field assistant, to find out where these "punks" are. I can't give you a line by line on what went down, but Herman made it known he wasn't happy with them and they let Herman know they were in a Union and could do what they wanted. Herman got in their face and yelled at them, and they yelled back at Herman. Herman was cussing and put his finger in this one guy's face, and they were cussing and starting to kind of surround him. Then the unthinkable happened...Herman went on the attack. He did one of those push punches to one guy's face and got a decent shove on another before several people jumped in to break it up (Herman is about 400 pounds and I was impressed with his agility). My instincts were to actually take a couple steps back as this unfolded instead of trying to break it up, and I am happy with that decision. It all happened pretty quick, but it was very intense. There are about 300 laborers on our job site right now, and it seemed like everyone was watching this go down.
Needless to say, we now have a major problem out here at Baylor All Saints. Not only are we behind schedule big time, but now our iron workers are gone for who knows how long. They left after the combat and only a few came back with some union reps. I am currently taking bets on whether we get picketed by the Iron Workers Union or Herman gets fired, with a side bet of whether any weapons get brought to the job site tomorrow.
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My Cup Holder
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
About a week or so ago I was driving the same route home and my rear view mirror pulled the same deal. It just fell off the window and shattered inside my jeep. It was the type that couldn’t be adjusted and it was already cracked down the middle, so it was very difficult to see things behind me, but it was also my only mirror. Last week as I was driving home listening to the ipod that Kate forced me to purchase from her, I heard a faint siren sound as Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat was ending and Just Like a Woman was beginning to play. I turned around as best I could to see what was going on behind me and of course there is a cop right on my tail with the lights aflashing. Not knowing how long he had been there, I flinched a bit before taking action. My first instinct was to go left, but as I moved that way I noticed how small the shoulder was. I then slowly switched in to the middle lane with my left blinker still on and began to slow down. The cop just zoomed right on by.
For the last month or so I have not had any working headlights on my jeep. I checked fuses and inspected a few loose wires from time to time thinking that both lights going out at the same time had to mean that it wasn’t the bulbs. After a while of trying to schedule my drive time to daylight only (minus mornings to work), I finally decided that something had to be done. Kendal left for Austin last Friday, and I needed to have night commutability due to a poker tournament in Flower Mound. So, Friday after work I went to Pep Boys, bought two new headlights, and installed them in the parking lot. One headlight works now.
Now that the rain has slowed down around here I have been enjoying the jeep a lot more.
I am waiting on pictures from Ros before writing a post on Drew and Rachel’s wedding.
Graham flew in from Korea for the bachelor party and about 18 guys picked him up from the airport in very little clothing. Gav was blowing a whistle in the airport for some reason. We were on our way to go tubing, but that’s another story.
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Co-workers Analysis
Thursday, July 12, 2007

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Death of Depew
Thursday, July 5, 2007
It was a sad night in Austin a couple weekends ago when I went down for the “Death of Depew, Celebration of Life” funeral and party. The Depew house has played a vital role in the development and maturation process of many gentlemen and I am disappointed to see this era come to an end. I’d say it ended in good fashion though with a large and interesting group that came to say their goodbyes to the house. Some of us even made it over to the infamous bloody paved pool down the street for some swimming.In other news, while I was down there Drew, Dusan and I
stopped by the Arthouse which is where Meg works. For several years we have made an appearance over there for the new art openings. It is always an excellent- Austin style good time with free drinks and snacks and a good DJ running the music. The best part though is obviously getting to see the new art that has come in and how ridiculous some of it is. This is from the latest show, and if you look closely you can see that this bridge doesn't lead to a very happy place.

This one is from a couple years ago, and its a little easier to see what is going on.
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Shane and Jennifer's Wedding
Monday, June 11, 2007
So, Shane and Jennifer got married. You probably know this by now, or just assumed they were already married, but either way here are some things that I remember from all of the wedding events:
The Bachelor Party: It was just about perfect. Shane, Big B, Josh, Kendal, Drew, Tim, and I went out to Terry’s lake house for the weekend and had a great time. We ate and drank and rode around in a boat all weekend. Drew ate a worm, Josh caught the same 3” “fish” about 6 times, and Shane gave us some really sweet knives for being in the wedding. It couldn’t have gone much better.
The Dinner Rehearsal: I arrived late, but was just in time for Kendal to announce to the very awkward crowd that it was time to “get the party started”. He then proceeded to grab the microphone and tell a couple decent stories about Shane and Jennifer. They were not bad stories (except for maybe the one that recapped all of their rough times), but the crowd was absurdly tough on him. This caused there to be a long pause before the next speaker, probably because everyone was second guessing their material. I don’t think the families there were prepared for the Box and Haug family style of celebrating, which for some reason always includes stories and a song with the sole purpose of completely humiliating the guest of honor. One by one though, we all stood up and tried our best to get a laugh at Shane and Jennifer’s expense, and we all failed pretty badly. That is except for me, I had an excellent stand up routine prepared and delivered it masterfully. Of course that isn’t true, but instead, I was forced to speak and stood up without knowing what I would say. I can’t even tell you what I ended up saying, but I can remember that Josh was booing in the background.
The Ceremony: Kendal’s talk was a thing of beauty. Jennifer and her Dad walked down the isle to Rod Stewart’s version of “Forever Young”. There was a good turn out.
The Wedding Reception: The DJ took his job very seriously, and he demanded silence from everyone when he was speaking. Shane was dissapointed in the food, but I enjoyed it. There was a lot of dancing going on. There was a very large painting of a naked Adam and Eve, and Adam looked just like Kendal. I had to give a toast and I may have focused more on Kendal and Adam’s resemblance than Shane and Jennifer.
The Night after the Wedding: A group made it back to Rufus after the wedding to continue celebrating, and someone invited Morgan Ensberg. This was cool not only because was it Morgan Ensberg, but also because Morgan Ensberg brought his guitar with him to play and sing songs to us all night long. Kendal joined in on some songs and the rest of us sat around the fire and looked after the kegs that B took from the reception.
The Vows
Yes

Meg and The Deuce made it

The DJ

Congratulations Shane and Jennifer
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Work
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Kendal doesn’t blog anymore so I thought I would go ahead and post another one. Though there are plenty of stories to tell, I don’t want to ruin the chance that Kendal actually is planning on sharing some of the great happenings over the last month, so I will show some pictures from work:
My Office on the 5th floor of the A bldg. at Baylor All Saints Medical Center.

This is a seperate job that for some reason I was given control of. It is a renovation of the Antepartum Wing, which is Level 3 of the B bldg. I am really liking this job because I get to make tons of decisions that I am not qualified for. My favorite part was during the buy-out process when I am interviewing different trades and trying to decide who should get the job. I approached it like I would the NFL draft. As you can see in the picture, when the contractors I hired can't keep up with my schedule I occasionaly help out. This also helps give me some street cred with the workers so when I have a stupid question they don't lose all respect for me. This job is pretty sweet, we are tearing up everything and then building it back to make it much nicer. I have about a $4.5 million budget and unless I have forgotten something important we won't be spending it all, so I already bought flat screens for every patient room and two for the lounges.
We had our Topping-Out party for the Women's Hospital today at lunch. That is why I am taking it easy this afternoon.

Downtown Fort Worth from the top of the Parking Garage.
This is what the campus looked like when I got here in August. The dirt lots used to be parking, and all the existing buildings that you can see in the picture are part of the Baylor Medical Campus.
This is how the campus looked at the end of February. The new construction consists of the future 190,00 sf Women's Hospital on the bottom left, the 7 story Medical Office Bldg to the right of it, and the 10 story Parking Garage right above it.
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Vacation
Wednesday, April 4, 2007


Ben, doing what he does best...showing off
I think that's Garrett
Kendal about to land a large jump...
...almost
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SXSW
Monday, March 26, 2007
Friday after watching some bball we headed out in the afternoon to see 3 bands over in East Austin for the Vice Saves Texas party. We were headed to this location for two reasons; we had
to pick up wristbands there for another party and because Deuce was wanting to see the band, Against Me. They were very entertaining and were on a whole other level than the other bands there. The lead singer for one of the other bands was a little stumbly-bumbly and tried to jump into the crowd but was rejected and ended up gashing his head on the stage. It was a bad decision on his part, mainly because he got off to a bad start by making some very racial comments that sparked a melee which was only partially controlled by security.From there we went back to Depew for a little more bball and then left for the I Heart Comix party, but it had been shutdown by the police just like the Factory People Party and various other parties that were non SXSW sanctioned. Luckily we had a backup plan that surprisingly consisted of rappers and DJs at some outside venue. It was an interesting crowd and they had free Fat Tire on hand for everyone to enjoy. We met up with Meg and her friends there and then headed to somebody’s friends house.
Saturday we woke up to head out to this apartment complex off East
6th street. They were having a picnic style shindig with several bands including: an awesome ukulele playing dude and singing girl wearing matching quaker style garb, some band featuring an enthusiastic wash board playing lady who wore gloves, and an amusing Journey cover band. They had free hot dogs, pizza from Hot Mama’s, and Real Ale on tap. From there we went back to Depew to catch A&M dominate an inferior Louisville team and then headed out for the best show of the weekend, Lazer. I’m not sure if you are familiar with Lazer the band, but the Deuce is one of the original members and put on the show of his life, I believe. I own one of there CDs and I never dreamed that they could outperform it, but evidently they are a live band if I have ever seen one. It was great getting to meet the band over at Depew and even better that they were playing at the Carousel Lounge, which happens to be a very fine establishment right down the
street from Depew. Lazer’s fans are a very loyal crowd that travels well. When we arrived with the band, Gav and I did our best to represent them well and even convinced one of the fans that Lazer actually would do his Brazilian style engagement party, if the price was right. After Fishboy, the Magic Windmills, and Lazer we headed off to some magazine party, but upon arrival we learned that a balcony had come crashing down and that everyone was sent home or to the hospital. We did have another option
which was the Dearly Canadian party. There was some good music there and one of the hand-outs was a giant blow up moose head that will look good in Depew.Labels: ben
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Weekend Trip
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
The weekend Kendal was pretending to get a tattoo in Austin, I was in Oklahoma doing some off-roading in the Kiamichi and Ouachita Mountains around Broken Bow Lake. This area is known for its difficult off-road trails that anyone can attempt to conquer if they buy a land permit. I was down there Friday through Sunday with my friend Justin and a lot of his good friends from Norman. We stayed at a little cabin, drove jeeps all over the place, and did some fly-fishing. I didn’t take my jeep because she is my baby and I didn’t like the thought of her getting injured again. Here are some pics from my phone:
A steep trail
Justin is wearing Crystal's jacket because it is completely covered in mud. It is completely covered in mud because Justin hit the gas a little too hard on one of the trails and Crystal went flying out the back of the jeep. She cried a little bit, and probably had a concussion, but said it was only slightly worse than the last time she rode with Justin when he rolled his jeep bumper over bumper.
The destination, Broken Bow Lake
Picnic Time


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The Authors
Kendal Haug
Kendal is a graduate of the University of Texas in Austin and most recently earned his Masters in Biblical Studies from Dallas Theological Seminary. He works for Bible.org and likes to think he knows how to play the guitar. His man-crushes include, but are not limited to: Ryan Adams, Donald Miller, Ray LaMontagne, Neil Young, Vince Young, and of course The Box.
Ben Box
Box, is a recent graduate of Texas A&M University and currently works for Medco Construction building hospitals and being important. Ben loves paying lots of money on broken down Jeeps and has a propensity for getting Kendal into trouble.
About This Blog
This is a multi-author blog devoted to the happenings of two bachelors living it up in Big D. We will record the daily nonsense that occurs when 2 life-long friends live together in the same apartment and have no shame, sense of fashion, or chance of meeting a girl in the next 10 years.
A Word on Comments
Ben and Kendal both highly encourage your comments. They look forward to hearing your thoughts and insights. No matter how harsh the criticism or if you just want to give them a good ole pat on the back and say "Way to Go!" or "Ha! That was a funny story!" or "That Ben sure does crack me up." And if you have a request of something you would like to see Ben and Kendal do or write about, let them know.
Disclaimer
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